"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."- Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)
okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
My boyfriend sometimes talks in his sleep. One of my favourites so far was when he rolled over early one morning and says to me, very seriously and matter-of-fact,
"Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."
"The tiny monkey. Don’t turn him into an alcoholic."
“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New YorkCity, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
don’t talk to me if you’re not cybergoth. don’t look at me if you’re not cybergoth. don’t reblog my posts if you’re not cybergoth
Is cyberpunk ok?
yeah it’s ok just make sure you whack me to death with a goddamn shovel and bury me in your backyard first because i’d rather die than be associated with anything cyberpunk